Yesterday, I finished the last major revisions on my novel, Pieces of Pink; and honestly, I kind of feel like a super villain. Unfortunately, the part of my brain that takes care of prose has checked out, and the librarians say it’s not due back until Christmas.
So, as I sit here trying to scratch up the words for tomorrow morning’s blog post, I find myself capable of only one thing: poetry.
For better or worse, I have written you all a poem, and I do apologize. So it is with deepest regrets that I present to you:
Author Jitters
Prose is losing volume
through an I.V. drip
at the back of my skull.
I can’t.
My dry-sucked
eyes are melting
through the monitor.
I won’t.
Poetry isn’t my jam,
but it’s sweeter
than jello, squishing
through my fingers.
Don’t make me.